I’ve received permission to tell people that the official release date for “The Last Mailman: Neither Rain, Nor Sleet, Nor Zombies (optional exclamation point)” is:
The wait has been long and must go on for another 3 months. That’s the bad news. The good news is that this date is a primo spot to be in. December is obviously the biggest shopping month of the year and my book will be hot off the presses.
Oh, little Johnny Jr. likes zombies, right? How about this brand new zombie book with the cool cover and the slightly amusing title. He’d like that, right?
Yes, yes he would. Buy it, Grandma.